kungfucockcrusher: ppl who say my blog is good ppl who talk to me ppl who put up with my shit ppl who follow me kisses u all
professorzachary: petition to turn “day of silence” into “day of screaming” just talk about gay things all day point out oppression whenever you see it scream at homophobes until your throat goes raw get loud get aggressive refuse to be silenced make them fuckin listen to you
Anonymous asked: I'm feeling unsafe but no one cares. And as long as I'm being open, I have a major lady crush on you but I know there'd be no chance.
Reblog if you have this:
quicksilvertrion: …and are willing to share it with people that want to get to know you
mysticwonderunicorn asked: Hi :)
scrawlie asked: Hey baby you got a burger to go with that shake
shinigaminyx asked: HOW OLD DO I LOOK, DANI? DON'T DODGE THE QUESTION!
shinigaminyx asked: eue;; Hi.
Put a “Hi” in my ask & I’ll answer:
1. First impression: 2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone: 10. Should you post this too?
ricksanscrotum: you know what totally sucks when you realize that you like somebody way more than they like you and even if it’s in a totally platonic way it still makes you feel awful because you’re probably just annoying them and how often you think of them is probably more than creepy but you know what totally sucks more when you realize this is your relationship with pretty much...
REBLOG IF YOU WANT LOVE LETTERS IN YOUR INBOX NOW
a-little-cat: idontsharemyserkets: newgenerationart: Bonus points if they are from fictional characters.
homicidalwhispers: mattyjaybee: i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
Feeling suicidal? Can't talk on phones?
hiddlestonhug: transbear: horrorpeach: crankyskirt: IMAlive is a live online network that uses instant messaging to respond to people in crisis. People need a safe place to go during moments of crisis and intense emotional pain. https://www.imalive.org/ Holy shit this is brilliant AMAZING. BOOST IT. Passing this along.
Fairytale inspired ask
Snow White: Do you consider yourself pretty?
Sleeping Beauty: How many hours do you sleep each night?
Cinderella: Do you have a curfew?
Rapunzel: Do you like being outside?
Little Red Riding Hood: Do you trust strangers easily?
The Wolf and the seven little Goats: Are you easily fooled?
The Seven Ravens: Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?
Beauty and the Beast: What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?
The Little Mermaid: What sacrifice would you bring for love?
The Frog Prince: What do you find disgusting?
Jack and the Beanstalk: What plants are in your room?
Puss in Boots: Do you have a pet? Do you want one?
Rumpelstiltskin: What is the meaning of your url?
Bluebeard: Name one character flaw!
Pinocchio: What is your greatest wish?
Peter Pan: What is your (mental) age?
The Star Money: What is your most prized possesion?
Golden Mary and Pitch Mary: Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?
The Snow Queen: Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?
Godfather Death: What qualities do you think make a good parent?
The Twelve Dancing Princesses: Do you like to go on parties?
The Emperor's New Clothes: Do you care much about your clothes?
The Valiant Little Tailor: Do you think of yourself as brave?
The Princess and the Pea: Are you a squeamish person?
francieum: laughoutloudrightnow: bitch i will ✄ you sorry i’m not lesbian
buttsosaurus: TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS. BUT DO IT.
I am not Tumblr famous. I love when people talk to...
mama-bird: let’s invent a game called “infomercial” when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way
callant: dude i am available for nice chaste cheek kisses and cuddles 24/7
sir-lancelittle: can we just review how sensual the panera logo is “Oh, bread. I shall whisper sweet nothings in your ear”
danisnotafaggot: do you ever look at people just and really really really want to be their friend
when-all-of-the-sudden: 18and21: the three stages of rage (◡‿◡✿) (◕‿◕✿) (ʘ‿ʘ✿) (◡‿◡✿) ok starting to get pissed off but im gonna stay calm (◕‿◕✿) can u not (ʘ‿ʘ✿) ARE YOU LOOKING TO BE DISEMBOWELLED
acquaint: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
escapeeintothenight: okleave: mycatisabunny: like if someone has social anxiety, don’t get mad at them for being afraid to do “simple things” if someone is depressed, don’t get mad at them for being “a downer” if someone has had a traumatic experience, don’t get mad at them for being “so sensitive” I could go on and on fucking this THIS.
anonymously write in my ask three words that come...